When it comes to obesity, Michelle Obama can teach Michael Bloomberg something.
In response to a post on The Brooklyn Heights Blog about a dead body found on saturday morning near the brooklyn heights promenade, one commenter wrote:
“So do we have any information on the person and how they came to wash up on our shores? I run there in the morning and would hate to discover another. Hope it won’t become a fad.”
Oh, you poor dear, I too would really hate for you to be so terribly bothered by the sight of a dead body during your morning run along our shores. I truly hope you shan’t be too bothered by such an inconvenience.
Now, be a dear and have your child servant bring me more foie gras.
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Benjamin Franklin (via s-stevens)
The play is opening tonight.
I’m already tired.
Hype is exhausting.
Energy directed at the space around the stars is enough to make me want to stay grounded, forever.
Here’s to quality family moments.