louisewhitman:

beet blood (Taken with Instagram)

louisewhitman:

beet blood (Taken with Instagram)

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theeconomist:

When it comes to obesity, Michelle Obama can teach Michael Bloomberg something.

theeconomist:

When it comes to obesity, Michelle Obama can teach Michael Bloomberg something.

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Ivory Towers

In response to a post on The Brooklyn Heights Blog about a dead body found on saturday morning near the brooklyn heights promenade, one commenter wrote: 

“So do we have any information on the person and how they came to wash up on our shores? I run there in the morning and would hate to discover another. Hope it won’t become a fad.”

A fad?

Oh, you poor dear, I too would really hate for you to be so terribly bothered by the sight of a dead body during your morning run along our shores. I truly hope you shan’t be too bothered by such an inconvenience. 

Now, be a dear and have your child servant bring me more foie gras.

coloringforgrownups:

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coloringforgrownups:

“Know your ages of consent… With this handy and hangable chart!”

BONUS:
To see a video of Uncle Merv musically teaching a class of high schoolers about how the ages of consent apply to them, click here!


THINGS YOU CAN DO RIGHT NOW:

-Download this page!

-Print it! Color it! Mail it back!

-Visit our website!

-Follow us on Facebook!

-Follow our brand new Twitter account

-Watch our Youtube videos

-Order the coloring book

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"Many people die at twenty five and aren’t buried until they are seventy five."

Benjamin Franklin (via s-stevens)

(Source: quote-book)

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autumndewilde:

YES
photo by jerry de wilde

autumndewilde:

YES

photo by jerry de wilde

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D.O.A.S.

The play is opening tonight. 

I’m already tired. 

Hype is exhausting. 

Energy directed at the space around the stars is enough to make me want to stay grounded, forever. 

Here’s to quality family moments. 

rainy day conversations

me: i want a juicer
Alexis: dude, no you don’t I’ve thought about that a lot actually, and i realize that you wouldn’t use it as much as you think
they are a pain in the ass to clean
and they make a mess
me:
not if you get a good one!
i do juice cleanses a lot
i think id use it
Alexis: trust me, my free time is spent
thinking about juicers
me: theyre expensive is the problem
really
really expensive
for the good ones
my friend erin uses hers all the time though
she and her bf
she said it was life changing
though im lazy
and i avoid using my food processor if i can
and my blender
Alexis: see
my point exaclty
me: like, id rather chop something for an hour than stick it in the food processor
Alexis: pain in the ass
me: but i like juice way more than i like puree’d stuff
i can live without a creamed spinach puree with my steak, i would love to not spend a ton of money buying fresh juice
Alexis: yeah, well, get married and put it on your registry
that’s your only option
or I guess you could buy one
me: hm
Alexis: either way
me: yeah
i mean
i get proposals all the time
are divorces more or less expensive than a juicer?
Alexis: yeah a divorce is probably cheaper.

Death of a Salesman revival on Broadway, 'right on time.'

“I’m so glad I don’t have to live my life worrying about getting into Heaven.” - My non denominational friend Allegra Crowther